My bird stands on one foot


Oh good, I can finally store all the random crap I find on the interweb. And also document day to day the goofy stuff my bird does. She's a green cheeked conure and an absolute brat, but she gets away with it because she's adorable.

I also have a blog about movies: http://boycottbluray.blogspot.com

And a pretty ridiculous twitter:
http://twitter.com/magicalmartha

I go here a lot:
http://www.cuteoverload.com

And this will never, ever stop amusing me:
http://leasticoulddo.com/

Ask me anything

Favorite Anime Ladies: 14/? Makoto Kino, Sailor Moon

"I was just warming up, hotshot."

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Have some happiness on your dashboard.

Tagged: happymonstershappyadorablepositivity

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Favorite Anime Ladies: 13/? Mimi Tachikawa, Digimon

"What do you mean, "hopefully it will work"? That’s what the captain of the Titanic said!"

Tagged: mimi tachikawadigimonfavorite anime ladies

Anonymous said: u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

crowtrees:

readmybookshelves:

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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Not about books, but I think it’s important.

A: this is awesome. B: I 1000% genuinely think this person is cute as fuck.

Every once in a while tumblr offers up a post that I really, really, really needed to read.

Tagged: body positivityi look adorable today

Source: bottomupcas

sailoruuranus:

freckledtrash:

Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)

YO, THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING

And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO REACT I’M SO USED TO BEING DISAPPOINTED IN DISNEY’S

*noises only dogs can hear*

Tagged: flawless castthe jungle book*pterodactyl noises*

Source: starberry-cupcake

z0mbiecunt:

x on We Heart It.

Scritches

z0mbiecunt:

x on We Heart It.

Scritches

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Favorite Anime Ladies: 12/? Ukyo Kuonji, Ranma 1/2

"Where you born stupid or did you grow that way?"

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fluffypuppyofficial:

Fluffypuppiesfluffypuppiesfluffypuppies

oh my god they’re so fluffy

Tagged: fluffy babiesadorable muffindogspuppies

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giraffeinatree:

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Li’l fairy babies.

giraffeinatree:

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Li’l fairy babies.

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Favorite Anime Ladies: 11/? Anna Kyoyama, Shaman King

"Because I aim to be the First Lady of the shaman world, you will become Shaman King, whether you want to or not.”

Tagged: shaman kinganna kyoyamafavorite anime ladies