My bird stands on one foot


Oh good, I can finally store all the random crap I find on the interweb. And also document day to day the goofy stuff my bird does. She's a green cheeked conure and an absolute brat, but she gets away with it because she's adorable.

I also have a blog about movies: http://boycottbluray.blogspot.com

And a pretty ridiculous twitter:
http://twitter.com/magicalmartha

I go here a lot:
http://www.cuteoverload.com

And this will never, ever stop amusing me:
http://leasticoulddo.com/

Ask me anything

wonderous-world:

Remember Champ, the happiest dog in the world? His owner, Candice Sedighan, just shared with us a new series of photos she’s taken of the adorable dog and his new found friends. Recently, Candice ran into a man who was holding chicks in a box. “He asked me if I think any factories would want them, but I offered to take them instead so I could find them a safer home. I bought all the necessary supplies to keep them comfortable and healthy for a few days, and will be donating them to a local college’s teaching farm.” See more photos of Champ and his adventures via Instagram.

Y’all know how I feel about interspecies friendships.

Tagged: i may have reblogged this before but i don't even carebaby chicksdoginterspecies friendships

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blitzpony:

Aw man I should’ve uploaded this yesterday. Quick random Toothless for a friend, though. Haven’t shown it to said friend though. .~. Might as well throw it up here right?

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

blitzpony:

Aw man I should’ve uploaded this yesterday. Quick random Toothless for a friend, though. Haven’t shown it to said friend though. .~. Might as well throw it up here right?

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Tagged: stop ityou're too cutetoothlessHow To Train Your Dragonfanart

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northfalls:

”Do I have an intimidating face? Not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.” — Natalie Dormer for GQ Magazine (x)

Tagged: damn girlget itnatalie dormer

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importantbirds:

fat-birds:

Budgie Balancing Trick.

t HIS vehicle is NOT VERY RELIABLE SIR. I REQUEST A NEW ONE PLEASE! I can Not go very far before it roll under table?? PLEASE DO NOT BUY THIS CAR!

always reblog balancing budgie

Tagged: budgieparrot tricks

Source: fat-birds

kaitmpayne:

Oh my god yes

Tagged: truthsexismimportant

Source: empressfab

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

NO

Tagged: i deny youyou're too cutebunnies

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setphaserstofuckme:

Clearly, this is a very important gifset

butts

Tagged: best butt in hollywoodchris pinebutts disease

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#LootCrate arrived with a Skyrim man and a GoT dragon. They’re friends now.

#LootCrate arrived with a Skyrim man and a GoT dragon. They’re friends now.

Tagged: lootcrate

spookybelledraws:

There is nothing you can say to make me think Hamtaro Baby Raichu Dedenne isn’t super cute.

She speaks the truth.

spookybelledraws:

There is nothing you can say to make me think Hamtaro Baby Raichu Dedenne isn’t super cute.

She speaks the truth.

Tagged: dedennepokemonfanart

starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

It got better!

starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

It got better!

Tagged: tony starksteve rogersthe avengersfor the lulz

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